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William’s One Star Review – Valparaiso, Chile

Last week we went to a town called Valparaiso in Chile which is a UNESCO World Heritage site. You may have heard of it, maybe not. But the most important thing is DO NOT GO THERE. Everyone says, “Ooh, it’s amazing.” It is not. It is terrible.

The town is famous for street art with amazing murals everywhere. But if you own a house and someone asks if they can paint a mural on the front of it, unless you say, “Yes please,” they will tag your house with ugly graffiti as a punishment.

It is very hilly and there are supposed to be 16 funiculars to take you up and down the hills. But less than half are working and one has broken twice which hurt people who were traveling on it.

There was trash everywhere including broken bottles and we saw rats and dead pigeons. We also saw groups of scary looking men hanging around. They didn’t do anything but we didn’t feel very safe.

And don’t get me started on the dog poop. There were lots of stray dogs, or “community dogs,” who were mostly friendly but some were limping or looked sick. These dogs created a mountain of poop. It was EVERYWHERE. I didn’t wear my flipflops once.

Don’t worry, there are no photos of the poop

And that is why Valparaiso gets a one star review.

8 responses to “William’s One Star Review – Valparaiso, Chile”

  1. Dear William,

    Thank you for your very informative and descriptive one star review. I have taken Valparaiso, Chili off my to do list. Whew! Dodged a bullet thanks to you William.

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  2. Thank you William I have loved reading your very honest review xxxx I don’t think Grandad and I would like to go to Valparaiso

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  3. That’s very unfortunate , it looks amazing on Google Maps, I guess I’ll stick with Google Maps!

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    christinecolver

    I hope there was no dog poo on the slide? What a contrast to Dubai

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  5. I have never disagreed with William’s one star reviews so will definitely be avoiding Valparaiso Chile!

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  6. what’s up bro 😎!I hope you are having a great time bye Lucas

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  7. Love a one star review from William. Miss you!

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    Kirsten Kneipp

    When Russ and I were in Chile we had hoped to go here but food poisoning took us out. Glad we didn’t miss anything, especially the dog poop.

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