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William’s First One Star Review: Chicken Pie

[Back Story: Last school year, as part of a writing exercise, William’s teacher asked the students to write a review. Every child except William gave a five star review. William gave a one star review of Skyzone, a trampoline park. His review became legendary among our friends.]

When I went to Sydney I had a delicious chicken pie. It was juicy with nice chunks of meat with good pastry. That was a store which only sold pies.

The Good Pie

When you get a pie from a supermarket, it is probably not the best. Well this was a low, low score. It had gooey and disgusting looking insides which looked like jelly but worse. It was brown and disgusting. The pastry was ok but when it is covered with a gooey meat sauce I could not eat it.

And don’t get me started on the meat. It was hard and chewy and tasted like gravel.

One out of five stars. William out.

Since a lot of people requested it:

17 responses to “William’s First One Star Review: Chicken Pie”

  1. William, this looks like one of Grandma’s pies.
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      williamralphbaumler

      Sorry that you have to eat them!

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  2. William, I need to see this trampoline park review!

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      williamralphbaumler

      I might put it up. It wasnt my best handwriting.

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      1. Let me tell you a family secret, most Baumlers have TERRIBLE handwriting.

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      2. William your handwriting looks like Jack, Uncle Bob, Sally and me. Maybe neater than me.

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  3. A really great and honest review William. Wait til you get to England Grandad has many Scotch pies. You’ll love them xxx

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      williamralphbaumler

      I’m trembling in my feet right now.

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  4. William, the world needed another one of your brutally honest reviews. 💙 I’m sorry you had such a bad experience with the supermarket pie. However, the first chicken pie did sound delish!!

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      williamralphbaumler

      I’m going to make another review about a pool soon. Hi to you all

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  5. Hi willwum!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss you 😢

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  6. Hi willwum!!!! Miss you 😢

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  7. I love your honesty William! Lucas misses you!

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  8. I trust William’s reviews implicitly! He speaks the truth.

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  9. William, I hope you get a 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 birthday dinner and cake!

    Love ya!

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  10. William – we attempted to go to sky zone last night. It was so awful we paid and didn’t even go inside. Is it possible to give a place negative stars?

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    Angela Reddock-Wright

    I totally agree about Skyzone! I hate going there for kid birthday parties.

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We are a family of 4, my parents met traveling and later had kids and decided that they would take us traveling around the world too! And that’s how it all started!


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